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Mobdeeper7239 · Feb 14, 2016

St. Petersburgh WTA Final 8:30 am start

This tournament has been great, wish I started this thread a little earlier. Daria Kasatina upset over Cibulkova I was so confident in, meant to post it but didn't.

I have the final between Belinda Bencic and Roberta Vinci going the distance.

I like how Vinci is playing with house money here and is on the run of her life this past year. Bencic has more power and a good backhand but in their first career meeting, Vinci can throw the kitchen sink at her with a variety of shots and speeds to try to frustrate Bencic. I think if Vinci can win a set, she will take the match.
This wont be easy but I'll take a stab at this

Roberta Vinci 2-1 +475 exacto

GL

RunMaker · Feb 14, 2016

Good luck on this one, Mobd.

It's hard to have success nailing exact set lines in WTA, unless you're maybe betting live for coverage so that you can show a profit.

Now, let's talk about WTA. Bitches be crazy? Yes, bitches be crazy. Now I know some liberal nutjobs will cry in their diapers that men and women are all the same, but this is how we can settle such nonsense. You set any liberal whacko down to watch even a set of WTA tennis...
and that liberal dude will immediately throw out the ideas of such nonsense.

Case in point: Kerber vs Doi

Kerber up 4-0 and has BP to go up 5-0. Kerber (the eventual GS winner) loses 5 STRAIGHT GAMES. A -2062 fave lost 5 straight games to a female dwarf maybe about 3-foot 6-inches tall. But no biggie, Kerber adjusted her penis after the set and went on to win the next two sets.

RunMaker · Feb 14, 2016

Just in case you didn't see Klizan go bonkers in the semis, check this out:

Monfils/Klizan final. Two biggest circus freak shows in the game of tennis. Might be one of the most entertaining matches of the year.

Btw, it's worth it to actually watch the match where Mahut wins a huge point in the tiebreaker and Klizan furiously smashes the ball across the net (unintentionally) and knocks the racket out of Mahut's hand. LMFAO!

Now, I'm not gonna lie. I had the Gonzaga game for a live OVER total. Needed 6 points with just 50 seconds and I believe they were down 8. Gonzaga takes the ball down, misses one shot and then just calls it a day. These modern-day bitches get down 5 points in the last minute in the NBA or college and they think it's something insurmountable, like they're contemplating swimming across the Pacific Ocean and they just say "fuck it, it's too far". No, it's not too fucking far... it's a fucking 5-point game. Foul that bitch till the over comes in, motherfuckers!!!

RunMaker · Feb 14, 2016

Now I digress. Sorry to go bonkers in your thread.

Only reason I mention the Gonzaga game is b/c that, plus the Hawaii game where lost by a half point in the first half, set me on edge... and, o/c, that was followed by Doi > Williams for the 1st set. Doi up a break *4-3 and serving... bitch put on a vanishing act.

Back to Klizan. On Klizan to get back the 1300 or 1400 I lost on those stupid losses.

(Whoops. Failed to mention that I had W.Sydney +2.5 LIVE. Got down 4-0, well, there goes that bitch. NOPE! 2 straight goals by W.S. real late to give me the win.... and then a fucking penalty in the 89th minute to make it 5-2. Ha ha!!!!! All of these bitches played in a consecutive manner. Fucking ridiculous.)

Yes, on Klizan straight up.

RunMaker · Feb 14, 2016

And the line is blimping on Monfils. No joke, Monfils like 5-17 in finals (WTF?) and always reports he goes out dancing and partying on the Saturday night before many of his finals. (No fucking joke. Articles on this shit.)

Vent complete.

RunMaker · Feb 14, 2016

Btw, was going to parlay Thiem + Pittsburgh +10 to get those losses back...

... but I reasoned that on the account of those 4 consecutive bullshit, circus losses, the only logical follow-up to that would be a Klizan victory in a 500-level tourney final. That's the only logical thing that could happen.

Mobdeeper7239 · Feb 14, 2016

RunMaker said:
Good luck on this one, Mobd.

It's hard to have success nailing exact set lines in WTA, unless you're maybe betting live for coverage so that you can show a profit.

Now, let's talk about WTA. Bitches be crazy? Yes, bitches be crazy. Now I know some liberal nutjobs will cry in their diapers that men and women are all the same, but this is how we can settle such nonsense. You set any liberal whacko down to watch even a set of WTA tennis...
and that liberal dude will immediately throw out the ideas of such nonsense.

Case in point: Kerber vs Doi

Kerber up 4-0 and has BP to go up 5-0. Kerber (the eventual GS winner) loses 5 STRAIGHT GAMES. A -2062 fave lost 5 straight games to a female dwarf maybe about 3-foot 6-inches tall. But no biggie, Kerber adjusted her penis after the set and went on to win the next two sets.